HvZ: Day Three

I am SO totally still human.

Shhh...don't tell the zombies that, though. Apparently the horde (which is now 44+) made a hit list, and I'm on it. They already got our MVH's, Lincoln, Lee, and Josh. Lee was assaulted by 20 zombies, Josh was an idiot with no aim and got taken down by only one. Erin got Lincoln.

Using the powers of Facebook statuses, I have convinced some that I am a zombie my using "BRRRAAAAINNNSS" as my status. This is all a clever social experiment.

If you're a zombie and reading this now, after-the-fact, when I have linked it on FB, keep in mind that I never directly said I was a zombie, nor did I say respond to any questions relating to my zombie status (such as "Who got you?").

I am just like the fox--sneaky, clever, and a total bitch.
I may be holed up in my room, but I have good reason. School and prior engagements come before taking down the horde.
We may have failed the mission, but we're still alive and human. SUCKAS!

I hope some of you starve before tomorrow.

Not even when four zombies surround me can they tag me. I thought the fat girl was the easiest to get. I quote Allison from the Breakfast Club when I say, "HA!" at the top of my lungs.
But then again, they did miss Jeff by not paying attention to him as he left the building.

ZOMBIE STUN TOTAL: 10

HvZ: Day Two

I am still human! This is a day of rejoice, because it means that I have just about reached my goal of staying human until Wednesday. Most excellent.

However, the registered zombie count has risen to 34. There's only 44 humans left. We're just about equal. Most likely, by Thursday, the humans will be totally outnumbered. And totally screwed. Man, I really wish I had the cash for a machine gun Nerf. Oh well.

Two of my residents playing the game were turned during a 'save the scientist' mission tonight. Carrissa and Elise, you leave me and Terah alone. :( I might have to start sneaking out of my window...

Zombie stun total: still 3

HvZ: Day One

It is nearing the end of Day 1 and I am still human. However, a reported 15 and an estimated 36 have been turned to zombies.

The humans are already so close to being outnumbered. We need to band together. There has been a meeting proposed for 6 PM tomorrow night in order to organize and regroup. The unfortunate thing about this is that the person who suggested it did so on Facebook, which we all know is public domain. It doesn't help that half of his go-to team is now zombie-fied. This is a mega-facepalm moment.

The goal is to stay alive until at least Wednesday.
I have a sick fascination with the idea of turning zombie and going after my friends, using my evil intellect. I'm just terrible. Oh well.

Zombie stun count: 3.
Stay safer. Stay human.