HvZ: Day Three

I am SO totally still human.

Shhh...don't tell the zombies that, though. Apparently the horde (which is now 44+) made a hit list, and I'm on it. They already got our MVH's, Lincoln, Lee, and Josh. Lee was assaulted by 20 zombies, Josh was an idiot with no aim and got taken down by only one. Erin got Lincoln.

Using the powers of Facebook statuses, I have convinced some that I am a zombie my using "BRRRAAAAINNNSS" as my status. This is all a clever social experiment.

If you're a zombie and reading this now, after-the-fact, when I have linked it on FB, keep in mind that I never directly said I was a zombie, nor did I say respond to any questions relating to my zombie status (such as "Who got you?").

I am just like the fox--sneaky, clever, and a total bitch.
I may be holed up in my room, but I have good reason. School and prior engagements come before taking down the horde.
We may have failed the mission, but we're still alive and human. SUCKAS!

I hope some of you starve before tomorrow.

Not even when four zombies surround me can they tag me. I thought the fat girl was the easiest to get. I quote Allison from the Breakfast Club when I say, "HA!" at the top of my lungs.
But then again, they did miss Jeff by not paying attention to him as he left the building.

ZOMBIE STUN TOTAL: 10